In our life, comedy has a very vital place. Today, a lot of people feel stressed and to get rid of it, they watch comedy films. There are many famous funny dialogues in the Bollywood movies. These dialogues make any movie worth remembering. It is because of these entertaining lines that the audience finds the movies exciting and engaging. Comedy dialogues add humorous effect to the film and this category of dialogues leave people in an amusing mood. We have prepared the list of popular comedy dialogues to make you feel happy. Go through these dialogues and have a happy time.

Famous Funny Dialogues

  • Saanp ke phan se pichwada mat khujao … zeher phail gaya toh septic ho jayega
  • Dye karne ki umar mein ladai karne nikle hai
  • Tumhara naam kya hai Basanti?
  • Ab pyar na hua tumhara, UPSC ka exam ho gaya hai … dus saal se clear hi nahi ho raha hai
  • Oh ji jhappiyan tak te theek hai … par pappiyan bhi marte rhende hai mainu
  • Kehte hai pyar mein neend udh jaati hai … koi humse bhi mohabbat kare … kambhakt neend bahut aati hai
  • Kudi da patla lak te munde da good luck … dono luck ki baat hoti hai
  • Yeh aadat ab nahi jaane waali hai … yeh toh woh biwi hai joh saath rehkar satayegi aur talaq bhi nahi degi
  • Hum tum mein itne ched karenge … ki confuse ho jaoge ki saans kahan se le … aur paadein kahan se
  • Bahut ghoor raha hai … kya behen ki shaadi karayega mujhse?
  • Pyar agar pant hai toh dosti chaddi hai … pant agar phat bhi jaye toh chaddi izzat bachati hai
  • Agar tum safed saree mein laal bindi lagakar aa jao … toh maa kasam ambulance lagogi
  • Laila ke aangan mein joh bhangra ho gaya … Majnu naacha aur yoon naacha ke langda ho gaya
  • Yeh haath nahi hatauda hai hatauda … mooh pe pada na … daant popcorn ki tarah bahar aa jayenge
  • Badi duvidha thi, dost ko sambhalte ki dost ki maa ke aasoon pochte … phir humne socha hatao yaar mattar paneer pe concentrate karo
  • Neend na mashooka ki tarah hoti hai … waqt na do toh bura maanke chali jaati hai
  • (Meri dictionary mein impossible ka shabd hi nahi hai) … Acha … kahan se khareedi aaisi bakwaas dictionary?
  • Tera kya hoga Kaalia?
  • Name toh kamaal che … par surname bawaal che
  • (Kahan tak padhe ho tum?) … Dus bajhe tak … nau bajhe school shuru hua … jab ek ghanta ho gaya toh principal sahab samajh gaye … ki ghanta main kuch padh sakta hoon
  • Chakke sab ka saath nahin dete
  • Aaj kal pyar na naukrani jaisa ho gaya hai … aata hai, bell bhajata hai, kaam karta hai aur chala jaata hai
  • Tu ladki ke peeche bhagega, ladki paise ke peeche bhagegi … tu paise ke peeche bhagega, ladki tere peeche bhagegi
  • Dost fail ho jaye toh dukh hota hai … lekin dost first aa jaye toh zyada dukh hota hai
  • Kashmir na koi le sakta hai aur Kashmir na koi de sakta hai … Kashmir mein bus teen din aur do raat ka honeymoon package ho sakta hai
  • Mushkil toh yeh hai ki main abhi theek tarah se bhigda bhi nahi … aur tumne sudhaarna shuru kar diya
  • Aap hi hamare pillar ho, lost and found memory ke chillar ho … aap hi hamare Johnny, aur aap hi hamare Lever ho
  • Main dikhta hoon sweet, innocent, swami type ka na … lekin actually hoon bahut bade harami type ka
  • Ladki jab roti hai na bahut saare reasons hote hai … par jab ladka rota hai … reason ladki hi hoti hai
  • Yeh haath hai ki hathoda … keedon ki basti mein kaunsa aa gaya makauda
  • Kabab mein haddi toh suna tha … yeh saala poora bakra kahan ghus aaya
  • Apni dosti tire aur tube jaisi hai … hawa teri nikalti hai aur bahet main jaata hoon
  • Utamamm dadh-dhadhatt paadham … madhyam paadham thuchuk thuchuk … khanishtham thud-thudiya paadham … sur-suriya pran ghatkam
  • Mereko Yash Chopra waala pyar karna hai … Prem Chopra waala nahi
  • Joh chane khate hai na … woh badaam ke paad nahi maarte
  • Aadmi toh auraton ke hote hai … mujhe mard chahiye, mard
  • Aadhe idhar jao … aadhe udhar jao … aur baaki hamare saath aao
  • Sirf oye oye karne se koi chela guru nahi ho jaata … aur sirf bhaukne se koi kutta kamina nahi ho jaata
  • Bhabhi hogi teri aur shaadi hogi meri

So, this was the list of all the famous funny dialogues which are remembered even today and bring smiles on the faces of the audience. We hope you enjoyed reading these lines and had a good time. As soon as other new movies release, this list will get updated. For more interesting box office news, keep reading BOTY.


First Published on: 21:34 pm - 9, Jan 2018
Author: author image Piyush Chugh
Piyush Chugh is an established film critic, and Bollywood Trade analyst. He brings to you the latest box office news and collection updates.
Posted in Dialogues, Fun & Trivia

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